(discussing.. oh, some form of corporate idiocy tonight ( Read more... )

Yesterday we had some storms. And some wind. And some hail. And some trees falling over. And, as it turns out, some tornadoes. That last isn't confirmed, but the wrecked places around here sure as hell look like tornado damage, and it sounded like one too ( Read more... )

I shall now tell you the saga of my busted key, because it was the cherry on the whipped cream on the pie of hilarious WTF that has been the past few days of my life ( Read more... )

I have noticed that I sometimes get Disapproving Glares from able-bodied passers-by in the pursuit of helping my mom out with stuff. Like when I open a door with a flourish and say, "AFTER YOU, GIMP LADY," which I say because things like that crack her the hell up, and when she's amused she's less annoyed at the business of walking. I guess I am ( Read more... )

A few days ago we were watching TV. There was a commercial on about dog food, which started by saying: "You don't feed your family dry food from a bag ( Read more... )

INDI: ".. so that's why she likes it, this stuff is junk food for dogs ( Read more... )

Bleu emailed me suggesting that we join forces and make my mom a cake for her birthday. I am totally in favor of this idea, since I can't come up with any good birthday stuff to do for her. Bleu then pointed out that the thing to do would be to figure out my mother's favorite kind of cake. I didn't know, so I asked. She was doing the dishes, so ( Read more... )